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1. Shwag
72 up, 71 down

advertising that stays, ie. t-shirts, coffee cups, pens, lighters, ball caps, bumper stickers, etc.

Yeah, I went to the car show and came home with a whole lot of schwag in a bag.

by schwag-girl Mar 4, 2004 email it
2. Shwag
361 up, 25 down

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004 email it
3. shwag
175 up, 17 down

Low quality marijuana, usually very dry, full of stems and seeds and shit you don't want to inhale; Epitome of the phrase "quantity over quality"

what the fuck is this shwag doing in the bowl? shit man we might as well be smoking dirt.

by stew Feb 7, 2005 email it
4. shwag
121 up, 40 down

shit weed

i got ripped off because my dealer gave me shwag for full price

by allison Dec 9, 2003 email it
5. shwag
91 up, 26 down

low quality marijuana

by Jessi Sep 8, 2003 email it
6. shwag
85 up, 36 down

A term originally referring to lousy pot, which has also come to describe anything else lame or inherently sucky.

"I just failed my midterm."
"Man, that's shwag."

by Rainbowgrrl Feb 11, 2004 email it
7. Shwag
86 up, 62 down

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike Jan 13, 2003 email it
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